Holy hell, Dave
Kia ora Dave
Has the sexy Christian coldcall approach worked for you? Like, EVER?
Because even if I had eternal life, you'd still be waiting. No one reads a shit line like this and thinks, Yahweh to go, Dave!
You need to altar your approach. Guess you're just a chalice guy. But I was still incensed.
In conclusion, I won't be Roman my hands over your heavenly body psalmtime soon.
Yours
Anna McMartyr
PS. Blessed be the fruitloop.