Holy hell, Dave

Holy hell, Dave

Kia ora Dave

Has the sexy Christian coldcall approach worked for you? Like, EVER?

Because even if I had eternal life, you'd still be waiting. No one reads a shit line like this and thinks, Yahweh to go, Dave!

You need to altar your approach. Guess you're just a chalice guy. But I was still incensed.

In conclusion, I won't be Roman my hands over your heavenly body psalmtime soon.

Yours

Anna McMartyr

PS. Blessed be the fruitloop.