Spot the difference!
Why do I prefer the original Terminator to Brian Tamaki?
- Unwavering purpose and principles
- Had a better excuse for holding 1980s values
- More convincing cosmetic enhancements
- Cast the woman as the childbirth vehicle for an important man - but at least gave her a sequel
- Refreshingly candid in not giving a crap about the future of humanity
- Was content with cheap motels
- Probably looked better in the nuddy
- Didn't pretend the higher power he served wasn't shittily arbitrary
- Probably more reasonable in thinking the apocalypse would let him off the hook for his behaviour
- Even SkyNet became self-aware eventually
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